I hate Apple so much, I can't even stand to look at their logo... Here's Why...

As you've read from previous blogs, there's a lot of stuff in my writings that I hate. I can't help it, because most of the stuff I'm writing about, has been a moment that has happened to me, and just in case you're faced with the same issue, you are better prepared, and are therefore, more likely to have an easier time coping with it... Therefore, lets go back to the terrible times I've faced with my favorite hated company, Apple.

Christmas, 2003. I wake up on Christmas day, being back from college to spend Christmas with my family, to see what kind of stuff I'm going to get to take back with me. And what else, but an iPod of all things, because if you were in college, and didn't have an iPod, hello Geico cavemen... So my parents had bought me the top of the line 40GB iPod, and yea, I pretty much thought I was the coolest person this world had ever seen, because that thing cost a fortune (even though they're even made cheaper now...). So I read everything, download music, put it all on there, works great, love my Apple experience... 1 year later, I'm at the Apple store because my iPod won't work... Won't turn on, won't stay on, try charging it, did that menu select button and choose... Tried everything... So, obviously, why not take it to the Apple store right? Probably because in the process of doing that, I found a place that I despise even more than the BMV, which we all know, is pretty tough to find... So I walk in, thinking wow, not a lot of people here, GREAT! Walk to the customer service desk where I'm greeted by probably, I'm guessing, a Master of World of Warcraft. I mean, this kid is the Proactive Poster Child. This pizza face kid with the crackliest voice I've ever heard asks what my name is... I'm like, do we really need that for me to just ask you a quick question? So I give it to him, and he asks me what the nature of my problem is... So I start telling him my whole situation to where he cuts me off after I say my iPod doesn't work after I start explaining everything, so obviously, now I'm fuming quite a bit... So he says, we have 11 people ahead of you, so once you see your name up here, you can come back... So at this point, blood pressure spikes, and I feel myself inflating and turning a dark shade of green, and you wouldn't like me when I'm bloated and green, not a good situation... So I decide to walk the mall, scope some ronies, and chill for a bit killing time, come back after an hour, and one person is gone off of the list... So basically, I check back every hour and one by one, they're gone, so finally, almost 6 1/2 hours later at Kenwood Mall, I finally get my chance... So I get called up, he looks at it, does his little, I'm a nerd, so I'm going to do the same stuff you did before you brought it here, and tell you it's screwed and give you a new one! Bingo! All of that was exactly right except the give you a new one part... So he asks if I had the protection plan on it... I'm like, whoa bro, what happened on it to break anyways? "I don't really know, could have been a number of things..." I'm like, ok, like what? You know? This isn't a G.I. Joe action figure here Patty Pusscakes, this is a $450 investment in Apple Company. So he said he recommends that I turn it in for another one and get 15% off with my broken one... Yea, I'm sure you would recommend that you TOOL!!! No way, I'll take it back and throw it at your car on my way out, I'm sure it has an apple sticker on it, you fags always have that...

So after dealing with that catastrophe, I have since not owned an Apple item, not a computer, not an iPod, nothing... Their commercials upset me, with that stupid queer from Waiting, and their logo upsets me, it should be changed to money bags and robbers taking it... That, my friends, is why I hate Apple, and everything Apple based... We'll See Ya

-506,721 people just took a bite of an apple, and will now buy a different type of computer because of the taste in their mouth after reading this...