This has been something that has been bothering me since what, 1999? I can't stand this stupid show anymore. With a name like Survivor, people should be dying, or be jumping off cliffs and having near death experiences, not forced to sleep outside of the house because you couldn't complete a stupid task that involved walking across a bamboo laced ladder. Seriously? This is surviving what? Where exactly is this going to help you "survive" anything? Now maybe if they had good ole' Bear Grylles or something on there, and you had to do what he did, then you could call the show Survivor. Here's my idea for the show:
They have the right idea in picking places like Africa and crazy lands like that, because it's ridden with diseases and horribly poisonous animals, now that's a show you can call survivor. Now, you fly these people out blindfolded in a helicopter, into the middle of Africa in the most dangerous area, in the middle of the night, with nothing but the clothes on their back, and spray them with hogs blood. Then you unload them, wish them luck, and tell them to meet you at the zulu point (exit for all you non-military people). Here's the catch, you don't tell them that it's back in the United States. Now that my friends, is how you play survivor. However, you still only get $1,000,000 because well, the crap their doing now is not even worth $50,000, but trust me, you make it from Africa back to the United States, and find out where the finish is, trust me my friend, YOU WIN, AND I APPLAUD YOU AS GOD!!!
As for this garbage they have now, you all are a bunch of no ball pussy losers, and so are the people that watch that stupid show... We'll See Ya
-3,405,430 people stopped watching survivor and started watching Man vs. Wild, because it's clearly what they've been missing in their life after they read this...
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