LOOK, THE BENGALS ARE COMING TO TOWN!!!

COMING! COMING! SUNDAY'S! SUNDAYS!

-Live at Paul Brown Stadium and other select cities!!

-Special Appearances by Marvin Lewis, Mike Brown, and the Cincinnati Bengals!!!

-Times are usually 1:15 pm or 4:15 pm depending on select city!!!!

I think if the Bengals used this marketing and poster, created by your's truly, then they would definitely sell more. People would much rather see this circus than the one we're seeing every weekend at PBS... It's gotten to be so bad now that I actually cheer when we screw up and boo when we complete plays! I may be the only one, but I really doubt it, that I want the Bengals to go 0 - 16, because then we get several perks. Let's make a short list of those shall we:

-Marvin Lewis will indefinitely be terminated after this great season of Bengals football.

-Mike Brown is seeing a very great drop in demand and price of tickets, maybe he'll get a clue.

-Mike Brown may realize we hate him and PBS will become a soccer stadium.

-The Bengal Players that are of worth and value will go to teams where they can show their potential skills.

-And many, many more!

More importantly, let me show you some of the things that have been brought to my attention thanks to our lovely coach, players, and news media. This is more or less a "quote section" of my favorite things I've heard from Marvin Lewis, and some Bengals Players this season:

Ben Utecht talking about the Bengals and Colts differences... "Colts head coach Tony Dungy has full control. General manager Bill Polian gets Dungy the players and Dungy coaches them. Owner Jim Irsay writes the checks. An owner who owns. What a concept. It's a very good organization." (Very interesting concept if you ask me)

Lewis said Monday that "he feels 100 percent responsible for the fans' frustrations. But be patient," he asked. "Better times are coming." (Oh really? Where are they right now? Out of town?)

"Everybody wants to win, and I'm sorry they're disappointed," Lewis said. "So am I. But unfortunately, that's where we are right now. But hang on; you're going to see something special here." (We already have seen something special, it's called the last 20 years, that was very special... Special Education!)

It's amazing that as much as Marvin Lewis and the Players of the Cincinnati Bengals still think that something is going to happen that's so great this season... When was the last time an NFL team went to the playoffs, or won a Super Bowl after starting 0 - 6? Let me answer that, NEVER, so put your hopes back down where they belong... The Bengals are truly a home town circus now. We can't expect them to do anything better than 0 - 16, and I'm thinking there's a VERY good chance that we will in fact do that, and I'm truly hoping for it!

Here's my prediction: The Bengals will finish 0 - 16 for the season, and we will obviously get the first round draft pick, because we will be indisputably the WORST team in the NFL to date! However, with this first round draft pick, we will pick up Carson Palmer's little sister or mother as back up quarterback, or we will pick up Shane Graham's girlfriend as back up kicker. Both very good positions that we need filled, especially with both of them having very "hush hush" injuries... Don't lie to us Marvin, just tell us Carson is done, and we'll call it a season, then you guys can have the time off, just no call, no show, leave the field open during the games and let drunk tailgaters on the field to show you how real football is played! Other than that, that's all I can bitch about on this sour topic... We'll See Ya

-4,105 people just sold their season tickets after reading this article...