So during Sunday's slaughter, and the onslaught of stupid commercials for Viagra (which John Madden obviously needs for Brett Favre), and other stupid car companies, I came across this commercial for the new Chrysler Town and Country. I was partly intrigued, and found out something that I had been wondering for so long. Why are kids these days so messed up in the head? I don't know about you, but when I was growing up, and we took family road trips, we always sat and talked, and played stupid license plate ABC's and crap like that, which you know, brought us together as a family, we didn't have portable video games and crap like that to tone down our parents constant bitching. But now, look at this all knowing, all crappy space ship looking vehicle... Now and days, you don't even have to face your parents anymore... You get a nice circular tray table, and comfy wrap around leather seats... TV's that cover every square inch of the interior, so now you don't have to see, listen to, or recognize your parents in the vehicle...
The one thing that perturbs me about this van's commercial, is at one point, when they show how the seats swivel, and this tables comes out of the floor, they show something that I find incredibly hard to believe... They show the kids playing a game a Jenga, while the car is in motion. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I can't even play this game in a room, with nothing on, no television, no stereo, nothing, but this van is so gentle, and so sturdy that you can play a game of Jenga in it? BULLSHIT!!!! That's like saying the Bengals are going to win the Superbowl this year! (And if that happens, then I will, I swear on my life, purchase this van, and I will rob a bank to pay for it in all cash!!!)
You can't honestly expect anyone to believe that you can play a game of Jenga in this vehicle, while in motion... No one has the skills, or the steady hands to perform a procedure like that so HA!!! You lose mobile Jenga machine of the future... Hoopes 2 points, Chrysler NONE!!!
Also, another thing about mini-vans that I later saw on a commercial that day. Volkswagen is int icing it's customers women base to get pregnant so that they will by the new (minivan that I can't pronounce). Brooke Shields, spokeswoman for this new minivan concept actually issues a warning to women not to just get pregnant so they go out and buy one of these... Can you believe that this is what this world is coming to?!?! Now maybe if they showed me a van that made me a hot sub, didn't talk, and only had room enough for me and not my constantly nagging and bitching wife, then I'd probably take that vehicle, and maybe it if had free NFL ticket or something... Now that's my kind of car... But as for vans that you feel you want to get pregnant just to get one, and one that they say you can play Jenga in while driving, GM is so full of crap they don't even know! I bet their next van recreates the Jurassic Period too, or God comes with every model... Give me a break Chrysler... We'll See Ya
-3,401,253 soccer moms decided to stop reading my blog after realizing they're horrible parents after reading this...
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