Friday, May 29, 2009

Quick Update!

The Book, yet to be named, has been placed on hold since my release from "Prison." I am trying to get my life back on track, and since I have been out and about, and the book has been put on pause, therefore the release date of Summer 2009 has been extended to "TBA." Sorry, I know that all 4 of you are greatly disappointed, but it'll be ok, you'll make it I'm sure, but for now, it's back to blogging.

The Great Depression That Is Obama...




en I think/hear the word/name Obama, one word comes to mind... I know that most of you that know me well think it's a 6 letter word that begins with the letter "n" but no, it's not nibble. The word that always comes to my mind is Inexperienced. In a recent poll, Obamas approval rating has dropped below the point at which George Bush's was in 2001. This is only is first 100 days in office! I know that being a Republican this blog may seem quite tilted to the right, however with the ever failing economy in the state that it is in, even Democrats that backed Obama in the pre-elected state are starting to question his policies. I have a question myself though: What policies has he even enacted? What has he really done since he's been in office?




Here's a run down of what has happened in his first 100 days as President:




-Set a deadline for the closing of Guantanamo Bay. Some of his supporters would say this is a great thing because they believe it "operates as something from the Dark Ages." No plan will be put in place to determine what to do with the prisoners.





So by not having a place are we going to send these terrorists back to their country to plan some new attack against the United States? Hell, let's just put them into American society! Good plan my friend!





-Signed a detailed executive order to ban torture and inhumane treatment of prisoners.





Ban torture and inhumane treatment of prisoners? Why not just put them in jail and spend more taxpayer money and in turn not find out crucial information about Taliban leaders overseas! Sounds like a plan brother!





These alone right here are enough to show the carelessness and inexperience of our "historic" President. However, the best is yet to come. I later catch the news to find out that Obama issued an apology to the Arab Nations on "our behalf." He said, "… America was not born as a colonial power," he told the Arab viewing audience – implying we are now. And he regretfully confessed, "We sometimes make mistakes. We are not perfect." America wasn't born a "colonial power?" Are you sure? Have you read the Declaration of Independence? The Bill of Rights? Have you read any of the original doctrines written and drawn up by our Founding Fathers? Probably not, seeing that you never had to prove that you're an American citizen. Hell, if we were to call you out on it, Obama and the rest of Left Wing Extremists known as Hollywood would just call us all Racists again. By the way, "we" do not make mistakes, you're the President, surely we aren't. I could run this country far better than Obama.





I don't know if you know this Mr. Obama, but our Country, yes "OUR" country, the one that you so kindly came to after you were born elsewhere in the world, was founded, yes "FOUNDED" on Christian beliefs, and whether you like it or not, that's "how we run shit around here!" If I wanted to live in a "European style" government, I would move to Europe, but here in the United States of America, I live my life by my God, yes God, not Allah or any shit like that, given rights! I'm not about to let any man, black, white, Cuban, Asian infringe on my rights granted to me by the Constitution.





I have an apology for you Mr. Obama, that I would like to issue to the Queen of England. I'm sorry for the disrespect that Mr. Obama showed you while visiting your country (our biggest ally) and flat our disrespecting your culture and not reading up on how to initiate proper salutations when visiting someone of royalty status in another country. Instead you decide to shake hands like she's a business partner. Also, when you address the Queen of England, you're supposed to initiate conversation with her by requesting her with "your majesty," but no, you go for the "ole' buddy ole' pal hand shake... Real classy you dumb ass! He only knows one salutation and that's to bow to someone that runs a country that does not agree with American stances and policies, but what a coincidence, you both share the same religious beliefs. Here's another fact that you may not know Mr. Obama, here in the United States, you have the right to practice your own religion, but you do not have the right to portray your own religion on to us just because you're in a position of power. How is it that I know these things, yet you're the President and you're clueless? At least President Bush was respectful and the worst thing he did was make up some of his own words. He was always respectful, knowledgeable, and humored the public with his speeches while at the same time delivering a heartfelt speech, you Mr. Obama are no better than the terrorists we are fighting overseas.





Mr. Obama has nothing but terrorists beliefs and he's attacking conservatives by calling them "right wing extremists" because we don't "share the same beliefs." Here's a quick run down of the beliefs I do have, no matter what you say:



-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.



-A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.



-No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by la



-The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.



-No person shall be held to answer for any capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.



-In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district where in the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.



-In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.



-Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.



-The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.



-The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.





I'm sure you don't know what these are, but they're my rights, as a LEGAL UNITED STATES CITIZEN! I find it so difficult that the soldiers fighting our war had to take oath to obey all orders of the President of the United States of America, when our biggest enemy is that of a domestic threat, and that threat is you, Mr. Obama. It saddens me that anyone serving currently has to take orders from such a terrorist socialist like yourself. You have no right to be President, and the way you were elected in was fraud. You're a horrible excuse for a President, and that is why I have omitted President and instead given you Mr. Obama. Here's a couple of people that you should have brought onto your team before you ran:




GO EAT A BURGER YOU FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT!!!



GO EAT A PUSSY YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR AN ACTRESS!!!

Great people to have campaigning for your Socialist agenda I must say Mr. Obama! Nothing like having someone call anyone that didn't vote for you a Racist! I hear that works very well! I will tell you one thing, I sure as hell didn't vote for you, and it's not because you're black, it's because you're Muslim, and I knew ahead of time for your political stances exactly how you would be as a President (or lack there of)... Congratulations on becoming President, and at the same time raising taxes, sending more troops overseas, giving bailout money to companies and not regulating it so they get their bonuses, and fucking over the very country you run. Real "bang up" job!

I want to close with an awesome email that was forwarded to me, about a teacher that wrote Mr. Obama a letter. I must say, this gave me the inspiration to vent:


April 17, 2009

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

NW Washington , DC 20500

Mr. Obama:

I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America . You are responsible to the citizens of the United States .. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth. I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War w ere all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe ? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th century? Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States ? This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this? Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia . You don't show Great Britain , our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia . How dare you, sir! How dare you!You can't find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don't want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey . You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from themselves. What' the matter with you? I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you. You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it. What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members � on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't! Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that's $45 million more than the AIG bonuses; In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million, ot a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven't you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now. I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country. Sincerely, Every real American

P.S. I rarely ask that emails be 'passed around'...PLEASE SEND THIS TO YOUR EMAIL LIST...it's past time for all Americans to wake up!


Ms Kathleen Lyday

Fourth Grade Teacher

Grandview Elementary School

11470 Hwy. CHillsboro , MO 63050

(636) 944-3291 Phone

(636) 944-3870 Fax

How's that approval rating now bitch! Even the people that voted for you are sorry!

1 person that I personally know very well is going to be pissed to see the truth on paper after reading this!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mothers Day Mom!


It's mothers day. I woke up early to go to breakfast with my mom and dad, thinking it would be a nice day, and we would come back from breakfast and plant some plants in the backyard and spend some time together. Instead, once we got to Panera, and on the drive over to Panera, my mom decided it would be a great idea and a great day to throw my life in my face. And by life, I mean my choices of friends, my school career, my job, my DUI, and practically everything else she could possibly think of. It's amazing how something like a good day can be ruined that quick by someone that has such hate in her heart that she can't let go of the past and move forward. She says that I'm the one with the problems, but I think I've been focusing too hard on what I think my problems are, and I realized my problems all stem from my mom. She has made me a self-destructive, hateful person. I thought so hard that maybe I was the one with the issues, and I made her crazy, but I've realized that I haven't done shit.
Therefore, once we got back from our lovely breakfast of getting the 1,000,000 lecture about how my life is going nowhere, I decided to take a walk through Sharon Woods and calm down, and that's exactly what I did. I have to say, it was gorgeous. I saw kids with their moms, out on paddleboats, and fishing, and taking walks, and having picnics, and everything was just perfect. I got back to the house for more bitching before she decided to go outside and plant her plants, and that's when I got her the best mothers day present ever! I called into Kiss 107.1 and requested "Hate Me Today" by Blue October, and told them my name is Hoopes, and I'd like to dedicate this song to my mom on her special day, and to make sure they say it with plenty of sarcasm, otherwise it won't have the same meaning to me. I doubt they'll play it, because people are actually wishing their lovely mothers a Happy Mothers day. Well, not mine. Such is the story of my life. You try to change the things you were fucking up in life, and make things better, and all you get is thrown back to square 1. I can't say I'm not impressed, she went off the deep end, but at least I made her feel alittle like shit when I called her out at Panera and thanked her for ruining my day before noon, and that the people had that look on their face, and I could tell that my mom was embarassed. Hoopes 2, Pauletta 0.
Sorry to bring the rest of you down on such a great day, but you know exactly where I'm coming from because you've heard about my mom... Anyways, thanks mom, I hope you have a great mothers day, by yourself, which is exactly where you belong...