Recently, the news has been covering the dangerous war on drugs and drug trade between Mexico and the U.S., and no offense, if this picture below was the only thing you had to jump over more or less to get into a country that has freedoms, money, free healthcare for illegals, etc, wouldn't you cross it?
I was watching a show on the actual fencing and people that monitor the border, and I have to say, I was the least bit impressed... It's no wonder there's so many illegals here in the states, although it's funny with the Economy in the state that it's in, they really are going back, because even the drug abusers here don't have the money to buy anymore... Therefore, to protect us from the illegals coming in, and trying to flee America, I propose this:
You know that if you came stumbling upon something like this, along the border, you wouldn't think twice about coming within 100 yards or so of this castle... This fortress is 20 feet high with mine fields, gatlin gun turrets, and marine scout snipers in every tower... Let me just say, SHOOTER, ain't got shit on this! How about that, and if you manage to sneak into America, you belong here, because you have some balls on ya kid!
In other news, Cincinnati is letting inmates go free for a variety of crimes. Inmates that are leading police on hour long car chases through calm neighborhoods are being released within hours due to overcrowding... Therefore, I'm proposing a new jail system, not to be confused with a new jail... Using the resources of our old jail, we will monitor behavior of our inmates. Inmates that are currently on death row, appeals are automatically denied, and you have 24 hours to live, with no last wishes. You are taken out back and shot, double tap to the forhead. You will not be blindfolded either... This will teach people that when you take a life, you forfeit your rights... Rapists will be dealt with in the same manner. Repeat drug offenders with a history of 3 offenses repeated will also be shot and killed, because obviously you can't be retrained... Therefore, the only people that go to jail are first time offenders. All inmates also have a clear view of the shooting area, therefore they know if they screw around, you die! All court trials are dealt with through me... No jury, no attorneys... Just you and me... I don't care what the constitution says, you committed a murder, etc, you no longer have human rights, therefore, no more monetary funds are given to the Human Rights Foundations, and that money goes back into the Government to be dispursed elsewhere...
Recently, the Cincinnati Auto Expo was in Cincinnati. In a time like this, with a lack of funds that everyone seems to have, why are they still selling these Nissan Armada's, and Infiniti Q45's that seat 45, and can't go under most underpasses or local bridges? I think I know why! SAFETY! Therefore, instead of making them so big, compact them down, and add the optional turret and uni-track system (similar to that of military tanks)... Safety in the ghetto, and safety in Cincinnati snow fall! It's a big time seller! Here's an idea, STOP HAVING KIDS AND NEEDING THE SPACE AVAILABLE ON A BOEING 757!!!
Recently, a confirmed tornado swept through southern Indiana on a recent day of crappy weather. This seemed to be the biggest thing since sliced bread, because it was all over the news. As entertaining as that isn't, because there's nothing important in southern Indiana, a recent surge in plastic pink lawn flamingo's has surged despite a recent failing economy. Apparently those southern indianers can't live them a day without those wonderful works of art in their front yards of their trailer parks! Most people try to replace necessities, but not this special class of people, they know what's important in life!
That's the recent news, now for our Weather Report for the Tri-State Cincinnati Area and local 7-Day Forcast!!!
Well, as you can see, nothing new! Just bored at work, hope you at least got a chuckle... We'll See Ya
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