Like a mullet, it's the butt of the of the joke to some, and it's crazy awesome to others... Another time in life when you rock it, you're a winner and a loser at the same time! Don't get me wrong folks, I'm in no way, shape or form someone that should recommend clothing styles, or fashion tips or anything like that to anyone... But at this point, it's time for an intervention... Let's go back, come with, it's going to be a hell of a ride...
So yesterday, I come into work (hell) and as I open the door to enter the gates of my very damnation, I am shocked by what I see... As I enter, I see what I think is either Inspector Clueso (Pink Panther), or the Queen of England. Then I look down at the cankles and the ankle/foot brace and realize it's just Awn (name has been changed to protect the identity of the presumed guilty party)... Now, we have to take into consideration that Awn is only 4 foot nothing, so this skirt pictured above (if that's what we call would call it) is actually a full length dress, which goes all the way down to the cankle region. And you may be picturing cankles, but trust me, these are the true, full on CANKLES! She said she was a dancer, and I think that the tree trunks that stem into shoes are liars... But back to analyzing the wrong attire that is this suit...
Come on, look at this suit folks! Seriously! Who wears this? My grandmother would not even think twice about NOT rocking this thing, and I think this suit is so ugly you don't even rock it, YOU CAN'T!!! You have to hate your mom for making you wear it to Church on Christmas... There's no right way to rock this thing... First off, it's plaid... Made out of some carpet from an old "shaggin wagon" in the 1970's... The buttons... You can see those dame things from space... I mean, I literally thought she was going to an acting audition last night after work and had to leave directly from work... There was no excuse for this type of clothing (if it's even that) to be worn here, or as a joke at a party or anything like that...
I mean, the last person that I ever saw wear this suit was NO ONE! Except maybe in a play or something like that, but that's acceptable, and would also explain why I've never seen anyone wear it, because I don't do play's, theatre's, etc... That's for smart people... But in all reality, if I thought all of this just from walking into the branch, imagine what our customer base is thinking when they see it... I literally almost lost it when I walked in... Even this morning when I walked in, I thought today's might actually beat out yesterday's but what a let down... But the funny part is, she wear's this thing every once in awhile, and unfortunately no one has any idea or dyer need to tell her that it needs to be put out to pasture... Just so you can get the idea of how hideous this thing is, I want you to know that I wouldn't even put it on a scarecrow, although it would be the most highly effective scarecrow EVER! Just to further portray the hideousness of this suit (once again, if you can call it that), not even Money Penny from the original James Bond (the good ones, with Sean Connery) would wear this crap... And if hilarious British people don't even wear this crap, then no one should... Like I said before, I'm not very qualified to tell you somethings in or out of fashion, but sometimes the evidence is right under your nose... We'll See Ya!
540,213 people work with someone that has worn this suit and no EXACTLY where I'm coming from, and trust me, I feel your pain...
Please note: The girl in this picture above is from Google Images, because no one else would be caught dead in this suit, but I have to appreciate the joke behind her actually wearing this, but she was shot and killed after the photo shoot...
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