Caption: Hi! My name is Tyrant Brown, and I own a local amateur football team in Cincinnati, Ohio. We are trying to raise awareness of our local team. Although we're 1 - 10 - 1 (soon to be 1 - 14 - 1), we still feel that we have a fighting chance. With my leadership skills, and our coaching staff, we believe that we'll take state! This coming Sunday we are taking on our state rival The Upward Bronco's! Please buy season tickets because we don't have many people wanting to buy tickets...
(I slammed the door in his face just to let you know...)
The thing is, although if you've read George's blog before this will sound very repetitive, that we are weekly strung on to a couple of quotes that I would like to make you loyal readers available.
"Whenever you have a lot of injuries, depth plays a part," Lewis said. "Today, we weren't very good. I got my butt kicked. When you get your head kicked in like we just did, I'm not going to be very happy."
-Oh really? Because I feel like there's a slight case of Deja Vu, and I'm not talking about the strip club in mid Ohio. It seems funny, because when he says we have a lot of injuries, it's weird because it appeared to me that the Raven's had exactly the same amount of injuries and they desecrated us on both offense and defense... Strange, I know... As for the "we weren't very good" that about sums up all season, and at least he didn't say "today" after "good," because I would have blown my top. The even stranger part is he says he "got his butt kicked." He didn't get his butt kicked, but our O-Line, Defense and without a doubt Fitzpatrick got their butts kicked. How could he be happy with anything other than Housh and Larson? They get the game ball, if there actually was one... I'm more upset that I actually watched this entire travesty.
The funny thing is, I got texts from 3 different people asking if I wanted their tickets for the game, and they'd be free... Usually, if this was last year, I would have taken them in a heartbeat, but this year, I set a sample breakdown on how I decide if I want them or not, here's my sample breakdown:
Free Tickets: $0.00
Parking: $25.00
Beers: 6 x $7.25 = 43.50
Tailgating: $Best part of the day.50
Walking to the bathroom: $too many steps.75
Sitting in the cold to get pissed off: $haha.25
When you look at tickets to NFL games, Free is always awesome, however, when you utilize the price of everything to free Bengals tickets, you actually end up losing with the 2008-09 Bengals. Therefore, I turned down 3 offers. However, after yesterday's game, I've decided to be taken off of my friend's list's of people that would want free tickets to the Bengals games this year. I just decided that there is no way I will give any more money to the Bengals organization until Mike Brown comes over to my house, and apologizes to me personally for this season, and the past 24 years with the exception of 2005... Also he has to wait on me hand and foot while I call him a "bitch" all day...
On with the show:
When asked if Lewis could go through another season like this:
"Our football team won't have to go through another season like this - nor will our fans, believe me," Lewis said.
I don't know about you guys, but I believe him... We won't have to go through another season like this, you know, he's absolutely right! We've gone through 25 seasons of this, we can't have just 1 more crappy one, we'll have another 25 season's like this or they'll move to another state that doesn't want them... Fan's? What fans? The best part of yesterday's game was tailgating, and I wasn't even there, and I could tell you no one cared for the actual game! It was a home game, and I heard boo's from the stadium all the way at my house! I actually had to turn my TV up because the boo's were so loud!
"We just have to stay in coverage," Lewis said.
Stay in coverage? Doesn't he even know what coverage means? Or did he hear a REAL coach talk about it on ESPN after the gag reel that was the Bengals game yesterday? How about you hire a coach that can teach your team coverage? I've had better games of backyard football with no pads that had better coverage than anything that was seen yesterday on CBS... I wish that the Bengals could have coverage like the Macy's day parade, ALL OVER IT!!! I was so depressed with the Bengals poor play (I only say poor play because I don't know any word that is lower than poor) that I almost watched "The Notebook," which if you read my previous blog, you know I'll never do that... Here Lewis, let me help you out real quick:
Coverage - Extend over the entire surface of, to protect.
I can't even bitch anymore about this crap of a team. At least UC has a bowl game to go to. GO UC, and I'm sure they could use a stadium like PBS because they deserve it!!! We'll See Ya!
546,054 people just realized that I am amazing with the Paint program, because yes I drew that door using paint!
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