If My Work Day Was A Movie...

So I came to the conclusion today that I never, EVER x 100,000,000 want to work for more women than men... There is a study that needs to be done, without me as the specimen that working with too many women causes you to want to kill yourself... Example:

Today I'm sitting at my desk, minding my business, reading the Enquirer online, I know, very good of me to be up on current events. Dawn (Satan) comes over to my desk and asks me if I've started working on my spreadsheet yet, to which I reply, "I'm on call right now, because I'm the only teller right now so I don't want to get started on something, have to stop, and lose my place, so I figure I can work on it later like after lunch..." She replied "now would be the perfect time to get started on it, because there's not many people here, blah blah blah..." So I finally lashed out for the little bit... I looked down at Viktoriya's desk and she's looking at shoes for Christ sake! Did Dawn say anything to her? OF COURSE NOT! Why you might ask? BECAUSE THEY STICK TOGETHER LIKE GLUE! She said she gets on Viktoriya's case too! I said, "oh really? When is that? When I'm at lunch for 10 minutes a day?"

There's so much estrogen here, that the women get away with everything... Andrea was 35 minutes late to work on Saturday, what happened? NOTHING! My first Saturday I worked I was late 15 minutes... What happened? I got a written warning! Second time it happened, got written up again... What happened to Andrea, after 4 times of being late a grand total of probably 2 hours? NOT A DAMN THING AT ALL!!! I'm the only one that gets written up, I'm the only one that gets in trouble for being 5 - 15 minutes late, when it doesn't even matter, and all of this because I'm a guy... Therefore, I decided to remake a movie:

Instead of:

I would call my movie:

This is my day... I work with a group of girls that bitch and bitch about their husbands, shoes, clothes, birds, dogs, fiancee's, living with their parents, etc, etc, etc... Then I'll have construction guys come in and say, "wow, lucky guy getting to work with all these ladies!" Oh yeah? Lucky? Lucky would be if a guy came in with a sawed off shotgun to rob us and killed just me! That'd be lucky! Or maybe if I couldn't hear, that would be good too! The ladies get away with anything, and the solo male gets screwed! Typical! Someone please save me! We'll See Ya!

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Recent News: Using Microsoft Paint Program... (There's Even A 3D Picture, Kind Of)

Recently, the news has been covering the dangerous war on drugs and drug trade between Mexico and the U.S., and no offense, if this picture below was the only thing you had to jump over more or less to get into a country that has freedoms, money, free healthcare for illegals, etc, wouldn't you cross it?

I was watching a show on the actual fencing and people that monitor the border, and I have to say, I was the least bit impressed... It's no wonder there's so many illegals here in the states, although it's funny with the Economy in the state that it's in, they really are going back, because even the drug abusers here don't have the money to buy anymore... Therefore, to protect us from the illegals coming in, and trying to flee America, I propose this:

You know that if you came stumbling upon something like this, along the border, you wouldn't think twice about coming within 100 yards or so of this castle... This fortress is 20 feet high with mine fields, gatlin gun turrets, and marine scout snipers in every tower... Let me just say, SHOOTER, ain't got shit on this! How about that, and if you manage to sneak into America, you belong here, because you have some balls on ya kid!

In other news, Cincinnati is letting inmates go free for a variety of crimes. Inmates that are leading police on hour long car chases through calm neighborhoods are being released within hours due to overcrowding... Therefore, I'm proposing a new jail system, not to be confused with a new jail... Using the resources of our old jail, we will monitor behavior of our inmates. Inmates that are currently on death row, appeals are automatically denied, and you have 24 hours to live, with no last wishes. You are taken out back and shot, double tap to the forhead. You will not be blindfolded either... This will teach people that when you take a life, you forfeit your rights... Rapists will be dealt with in the same manner. Repeat drug offenders with a history of 3 offenses repeated will also be shot and killed, because obviously you can't be retrained... Therefore, the only people that go to jail are first time offenders. All inmates also have a clear view of the shooting area, therefore they know if they screw around, you die! All court trials are dealt with through me... No jury, no attorneys... Just you and me... I don't care what the constitution says, you committed a murder, etc, you no longer have human rights, therefore, no more monetary funds are given to the Human Rights Foundations, and that money goes back into the Government to be dispursed elsewhere...

Recently, the Cincinnati Auto Expo was in Cincinnati. In a time like this, with a lack of funds that everyone seems to have, why are they still selling these Nissan Armada's, and Infiniti Q45's that seat 45, and can't go under most underpasses or local bridges? I think I know why! SAFETY! Therefore, instead of making them so big, compact them down, and add the optional turret and uni-track system (similar to that of military tanks)... Safety in the ghetto, and safety in Cincinnati snow fall! It's a big time seller! Here's an idea, STOP HAVING KIDS AND NEEDING THE SPACE AVAILABLE ON A BOEING 757!!!

Recently, a confirmed tornado swept through southern Indiana on a recent day of crappy weather. This seemed to be the biggest thing since sliced bread, because it was all over the news. As entertaining as that isn't, because there's nothing important in southern Indiana, a recent surge in plastic pink lawn flamingo's has surged despite a recent failing economy. Apparently those southern indianers can't live them a day without those wonderful works of art in their front yards of their trailer parks! Most people try to replace necessities, but not this special class of people, they know what's important in life!

That's the recent news, now for our Weather Report for the Tri-State Cincinnati Area and local 7-Day Forcast!!!

Well, as you can see, nothing new! Just bored at work, hope you at least got a chuckle... We'll See Ya

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Things That Are Funny To Me, And Things That Piss Me Off!!!

I recently read an article on the upcoming problems with Spring Break in Mexico. Apparently it's ok here in America, but in Mexico, there's a HUGE drug killing spree... And the Government has just noticed this? OH MY GOD! There's a drug and violence problem in Mexico?!?! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK OUR GANGS AND DRUGS IN AMERICA CAME FROM!?!? However, the Government is issuing warnings to Teens and Young Adults that Mexico is in a very volatile position right now with drugs and violence, however in most cases tourists are not the targets... Either way, it seems like there's a double standard here, in which I will depict it using my favorite program:

Seems strange enough to me... We have all of the Mexicans here that came from there, and they're all gang affiliated with the MS-13 which almost has "clans" if you must in almost every state and is the most violent gang in the states since the beginning of time... So why would entering the territory in which they're from before coming here make us fear Mexico any more than we already do? How is Mexico any more or less dangerous than here??? Let me show you all you need to do in order to differentiate between the 2:

If you will notice, the gunman, we'll call him Jose is in Mexico... But let's look at something different, lets take away a few of these elements and see what we get:

HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S 5TH AND VINE STREETS IN DOWNTOWN CINCINNATI!!! Who would have guess it!?!? People act like the Mexican people are all of a sudden trying to overthrow the Government for no reason... Let's take a look at why the Mexican people are doing this:

Oh, and there we have it... For years, America was the savior for these poor people, so they snuck over, took our money, medical aid, welfare system, etc... And now that Obama is giving them equal citizenship opportunities, but our Economy is down the crapper and will no longer assist their 18 kids with 12 different dads, they're all taking the Yellow Brick Road back home because they have nothing left here... My plan would be to lock down the borders and make them stay here and pay for everything they illegally took while they were here... But we know that will never happen because they're going to get my hard earned tax money now that according to Obomba, we're all "equal!" Therefore, this story makes me laugh, but in turn pisses me off!

The next thing that really upsets me, is Russians in America. Well, in particular, just one... The one that I work with, Viktoriya. See, when you think of Russians, you think of the Hardcore one's from James Bond movies, or Boondock Saints, and movies like that, but in real life, they're really a bunch of cry baby pussies... I have never heard one woman bitch and moan about more in my life than Viktoriya on any given day... "It's too cold in the branch (71 degree's), she's sick (if I can recall, she's been sick since the first day she came to our branch), her head hurts, etc... Well guess what, I've thrown up from food poisoning at work, thrown up from hangovers, come in when I was too sick to move, and I made it just fine... Therefore I'm going to show you a quick comparison:

Therefore, as you can see, the media WRONGFULLY portrays the Russian people, because of the percentage of Russian people I've met here in America, they're all a bunch of cry baby pussies that are more or less a bundle of excuses as to why they can't do something... Well, either way, it's old, and I'm tired of it, so I thought I'd vent to you... Is there any races you work with that upset you? Let me know about it, and what they do to disturb you and I'll see what I can do to get your story on an upcoming issue here at "The Blogspot!" We'll See Ya!

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After Much Consideration (Hate Mail), I Have Redecided...

After looking over my recent decision, I have re-decided, and am more or less able to sleep better knowing that I can remain with my hometown pride... After much consideration, I have decided to stick with the Bengals for the remainder of the 2009 - 2010 season, and if after we don't have a winning season, I will strongly consider moving to The Colts. Here is the reply that really put things into perspective for me:



"I can understand your frustration and anger,
but let me make one last ditch effort to help you see the light.
The Bengals DID pursue TJ, they actually made a better offer than Minnesota, but like all NFL players TJ chose to play for money.
Seattle was offering the most.
For years all TJ talked about was winning and how it was never about the money,
it was all about winning, and yet he signed with Seattle?
The 4-12 Seattle Seahawks? The team that is drafting BEFORE the Bengals?
Seattle has a worse running back, a worse quarter back, a similar offensive line,
worse receivers, and a slightly better defense.
All in all about the same team, as the record shows, but again TJ took the money and ran.
I am not saying that I wouldn't have, but I find it funny that everyone thinks that this is the Bengals fault.
The Bengals do about 80% of stuff the wrong way,
but they were pretty smart in this situation.
They decided not to over pay a receiver that turns 32 in training camp for 5 years.
That is a long time for a 32 year old skill position that had back problems last year.
I loved TJ, he was a fierce competitor and a monster on the field, but the Bengals played it smart I think considering what they would have been on the hook for.
It is time to see what the young guys can do, and if you can get Nate Washington or Laverneas Coles as a stop gap for cheaper than you win.And the Steelers?
Let me remind you of reasons you should NEVER be a Steelers fan:
1. Terrible Towel, is there anything more annoying?
2. Bill Cowher, remember the spit that would form at the corners of his mouth?
3. Kimo Von Olhofen, I know Carson's knee doesn't forget.
4. Ben like to head but cars.
5. Hines Wards smugness.
There are 5 good reasons to hate the Steelers.
I am not telling you to love the Bengals, in all likely hood they will break your heart,
thankfully I am a glutton for punishment, but for the love of God don't become a Steelers fan.
Be a Browns fan, be a Baltimore fan before you become a Steelers fan.
Of course you can disregard this and hop on the Steeler bandwagon.
But don't get angry when Chris Crocker hit Ben so hard that Ben wishes he was in a car accident again.
And you can still come over to the house, but don't you dare wear any of that Steeler bullshit, or you can deal with my wife.



As George and his blog, http://natisportsspot.blogspot.com/, put it into perspective for me, as he usually does, because he knows far more about sports than I could ever know, or care too really, but it's just something that if you're from Cincinnati, it's burnt into your brain that you have to be a Bengals fan... You can try to deny it, but you know you're watching the game even if you are "cheering" for a different team... I knew I couldn't leave the Bengals, although I will likely watch the Steelers this year, because they are one hell of an organization, I will still remain a strong-hearted Bengals fan, because it's just like your first love, she may have broken your heart, but you still love her deep down... The Bengals may break our hearts, and let us down all the time, and forget our plans, and run off with a guy that drives a BMW and works as a financial investor, and eventually got married to him and has 2 kids but still call you when you least expect it to tell you that she wishes that she wouldn't have left you and still cares for you but you later find out she was just drunk... Sorry, got alittle carried away, where was I??? Ahhh yes, the Bengals may let us down, but the Hometown Pride still carries with us season after season, and we're forced to be there for them... Therefore, I'm retracting my previous blog and still showing my pride for my first true love... I'm sorry it had to come to me leaving, but that is how hurt I am... But I'm back baby, and I'm definitely not sending a letter of retraction to Mike Brown, because shit still needs to change... So no worries guys, I'll still be wearing my Bengals Jersey, and by the way, QUIT SENDING ME HATE MAIL, I'M BACK FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!


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2009 Really Is The Year Of Change... (A Goodbye To The Bengals)

Sadly, I was made aware of the signing of Bengals Wide Receiver Housh, my beloved #84, probably the most productive player on the Bengals squad for the past 8 years, to the Seattle Seahawks today... Although I am deeply saddened by this move on behalf of the Bengals, I have to now follow my previous squandering. I said to everyone that if the Bengals let go of Housh that I would become a Steelers fan, which amazingly/ironically was my second team at a strong tie with the Colts. The second part of the deal to stay with the Bengals was to keep Housh and have to at least go 9 - 7 or above 8 - 8, how ever they can do it and if they couldn't pull it off, then I would leave to the Colts. However, after the dismissal of Housh, I am forced, yet relieved to join a team that believes in winning, and a team that loves it's fans and gives them what they want, WINS!!!

The Pittsburgh Steelers are a team that not only knows how to win, but who to hire to help win! They have a President and owner that owns, a GM that manages, scouts that bring on new players, and players that love to play, and you can clearly see this in their history... I know it seems weird for an ex-Bengals fan to cheer for their biggest rival, but I have had much intervention at work lately with a HUGE, and I mean HUGE Steelers fan, and lately, since before this years Super Bowl, he has really pushed me to like the Steelers. I even cheered for them and won $25 from their Super Bowl victory. I do have to say that this has been a long time coming now, because the Bengals have let me down too many times in the past couple of years, and sometimes you have to know when to cut your losses. As per the aforementioned, I do have a Rudi Johnson signed jersey, a Chad Johnson signed Jersey and framed picture, a David Pollack jersey signed by Shane Graham and John Thornton, and a Chad Johnson Storm jersey for sale currently, prices vary, and all profits go toward buying a new Pittsburgh Steelers Jersey...

I am sorry to have to let go of a team that for so long (24 years) I loved so much, but enough is enough. There's a point at which you have to say no more, and that point was at which you dumped Housh, your single greatest receiver on the team... I am sad to go, but I'm sure the Steelers will welcome me with open arms. I was there through the bad years, and there for the good year, but it's time to move on. What we had was amazing at times, and disheartening at others, but listen, it's not me, it's you...

Here is a copy of the letter that I sent, attention to Mike Brown:

Dear Mike Brown and Bengals Team,

I have been a fan of the Bengals since I was brought home from the hospital after birth. The first shirt I wore home was a Bengals t-shirt. However, over the last few years, I have seen a steep decrease in players ability, and I can't help but think that it has something to do with the management and ownership of the team. The management decision to not start negotiations with T.J. Houshmanzedah (sp) to remain a Bengals player not only discourages me, but angers me as well. Your team suffers from a lack of support from Cincinnati because you are not doing anything to bring in fans. You are more focused on making money and ripping off the players and fans, that you can't see that we're slowly diminishing. I may have never owned season tickets, but I went to the games, and some seasons I went to 6 or 7 games, some seasons I traveled to other states or cities to watch games. I may have purchased jerseys, but those are soon to be given to goodwill or sold for maybe a couple of dollars. Therefore, I know this letter may not mean much to you, and may not even reach you, but hopefully the outcry from the remaining fans will reach you. Maybe those that did purchase season tickets for the Bengals will rethink before they resign their ticket leases on seats. Maybe they will finally hit you where it hurts, in YOUR wallet, because we're tired of you hitting OUR wallets, and not giving us anything for our money... I must say that I am sad to have to leave to watch another team, but maybe in some strange way, you will start to see the decline in your fan base, and maybe you'll decide to step up and make some changes and smarter purchases for your fans and teams sake. I know that my leaving will surely not even make a small dent in your profits, but hopefully many fans changes will!!! In all honesty, you're a let down to Paul Brown, and I'm sure he's rolled over many times in his grave from where you've recently taken this team, but this is my letter of resignation. I hope it reaches your desk, and I hope it reaches your hands even if only to land in your gold plated waste basket. Although I'm already cheering for a new team, I hope that for Cincinnati Bengals fans, you will soon make changes to make Cincinnati a professional team, and not a professional laughing stock in the NFL... Good luck to you in the future, because if the present is anything like the future is going to be, then you'll really need it...

Sincerely,

Ryan D. Hoopes

ex-Bengals fan

and voice of concerned fans

This is a direct copy of the letter sent to Mike Brown today, March 3rd, 2009. Therefore, for your sake, I hope that will bring some change, but I wouldn't count too much on that... I know that I won't be invited to many of my friends houses now that I'm no longer a Bengals fan, and I'm sure I will lose what little readers base I have on here, but a man has to do what a man has to do... We'll see ya!

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The Democrats Want Us To Forget, But We Must Remember (A Serious Piece)

I've come to realize, more of less over the past year or so, that I have forgotten something that I claim is so important to not only me, but to our country as a whole. Something that I definitely take to heart, and something that is of more honorable mention than what team Housh is going to... This something is just that thing that the Democrats want us to see as a failure of the Bush Administration, and a failure to America... They call it a loss... It's something that I call "The Troops..." The brave men and women that are still stationed in countries like Iraq, and Afghanistan, protecting the very democracy that we're still trying to build.

I was up late last night after helping a friend move into a new house, and I went home and relaxed and turned on the television to the NatGeo Channel, which is by far the best channel on television to this day (just behind The History Channel). They were doing a documentary on Green Beret's missions in Afghanistan (current day). A group of journalists from NatGeo followed around the Green Berets on missions throughout the countries hot zones. They show the contact that this unit has with certain Taliban groups, IED's, etc... After I began watching this, I started to really get upset with myself, because during the course of our Economy taking a steep downhill ride to hell, my family/parental issues, work, etc, I forgot the one most important thing that I always take the time to honor. I had stepped away from praying for our troops safety while still over sea's. It almost seemed like I had completely forgotten that they were still out there protecting our country. It seems like the media, now thanks to Obama, has made us forget because of a "failed administration." However, let me point out something that shows us how "unforgettable" these troops are:

This statue stands outside of the Iraqi Palace, which is now under control of the 4th Infantry division. Once the troops come home, the memorial will be placed in Fort Hood, Texas. The statue was shockingly created by an Iraqi artist named Kalat. He, for many years was forced by Sadam Hussein to create the many bronze statue busts of Saddam scattered throughout many Iraqi cities. Kalat was so inspired by the American liberation in Iraq that he spent many months, day and night, melting down the bronze statues that were taken down after Sadam's fall of power, and creating this statue to represent the Comrade's that helped liberate Iraq. The memorial represents an American soldier praying for a fallen comrade, while an Iraqi girl reminds him of the change that they have brought... What's the reason you've never heard of this until now??? Because it makes you feel good, and brings hope that maybe what we were doing over there was right, but did that makes the democratic news networks? Absolutely not!

The thing that was so inspiring about this show was the fact that it was an in-depth look at what they go through day and night. They are sleep deprived, and entering these cities knowing that at any second an IED could blow up and destroy their whole unit. But these men and women push on, and do the job that is asked of them. I know as much as I bitch about how much I hate my job, or something that's going on in my life, that none of it means 1/16 of what these brave soldiers are doing over sea's. I recently had a customer come in that I haven't seen in in awhile, and he is a Marine. It was a nice reminder to see him, because he just got back from another tour of Duty in Iraq. He said as much as things have calmed down over there, there's still many problems/firefights over there. But after I saw/talked to him for a bit, I can honestly say that I'm honored to be able to help him, and that goes for any soldier. And I think it's important that no matter what anyone says about the War in Iraq, or the operations in Afghanistan, that we stand for the decision that we made to help these people, and keep on with the support that we send to the troops.

The one thing I'm fearful for is the fact that the Liberals want to make these war heroes seem like Vietnam Veterans, for their "mass murders" and killings while over sea's, but if you sit down, and watch what this one unit of soldiers went through in Afghanistan, you could see the struggle in telling who's bad and who's good. At one point they stopped part way through an empty Afghan town, and caught wind of a radio channel between the Taliban soldiers, and they were clearly watching the American's as they drove through, and they never found him. At night while they were finding a campsite for the night on a stony ridge, they ran a test for mines and came across 7 that were detonated, and once they thought that all were detonated, they started a base camp and part way through, a Humvee exploded due to an IED that was undiscovered and killed one soldier, and injured the rest of the crew, including 2 journalists. The interpreter was killed during the explosion, and the toll that it took on the crew was immeasurable. Like the soldiers said after his death, "As much as you want to sit back and mourn about the loss of your friend/brother, you can't, because this is your job, and there's no time for that right now, but we will someday... We all will..." That really hit home for me, and now I'm thoroughly convinced that I'm going to have a fundraiser for the USO or another company that gives directly to the troops, because what they're going through doesn't even come close to comparing to my every day life.

So I please ask that you not forget that these brave men and women are out there giving their lives for our freedoms here in America. Don't take everything the Liberals say to heart, because they aren't giving you the whole truth. I will research some difference companies that give to the troops, and will update another post when I find one, and I would ask that those who read, and friends of those who read this blog please give at least some support to these fellow Americans! Show your pride in your country, and show your pride in supporting those that make this country the free country that it is today!

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Cincinnati Must Have This? Really? I Could Think Of A Couple Things We Need Before That...

So once again, us Cincinnatians are faced with a dilemma thanks to our fearless leader... In a State of the City address last night at the Duke Energy Convention Center, our leader (if you will call him that) made sure that the people that actually came to this event knew that Cincinnati had to have one thing if it wanted to move forward... More Police patrols you may ask? No, not more of that, who needs more police when you have such a safe city (I'll come back to this, trust me...) Maybe cleaner streets? What, are you kidding me? Why cleaner streets, that would attract people, and Cincinnati doesn't want to do that... Ahhhh, I know Hoopes, more restaurants and shops? Ha! Riiiiight... Read previous statement... Sorry guys, you all guessed wrong... The correct answer, as to what Cincinnati REALLY needs to prosper as a city is STREETCARS! That's right! But not just any streetcar system, a $60 million dollar streetcar system... Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but Cincinnati is cutting it's police force due to a lack of funds from the state and federal government... Hmmmm, do I see a problem here???

This proposed "streetcar" system would have been a good idea had it been the one that was previously proposed in 1884 that ran underground and reached out to farther areas north and south of Cincinnati! A streetcar and a subway system differ greatly however, with the whole what distance they travel, funds to build, costs, etc... But a Subway system that's already partially built and completed makes a lot more sense... That, however, is not even my biggest problem with Mallory's proposed streetcar system... My biggest problem with it is the location and distance it travels. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure in the 18 - early 1900's OTR (Over the Rhine) was a beautiful artsy district, but in case you haven't been there lately, here's an idea of what it's like...

As you can see from my beautiful paint program rendering of OTR present day, it's obviously not a place you would EVER want to be, especially if you're a non-gang affiliated white person with more than $8 dollars in your pocket... Why in God's name would you want to take a streetcar of all things through this district? However, after some research, I found that they are trying to push through a plan to "spruce up" more or less, OTR as a whole... This is their idea, not as good of an artist rendering, but you get the idea:

Now, as you can see, that looks "generally" like a nice area! Now scroll back up to present day, and back down to the future... Do you really think there's a snowball's chance in hell that ANYONE, yes, ANYONE, let me emphasize ANYONE could make that happen, even over a 30 - 50 year period? Not even that jackass on A&E on Saturdays that buys P.O.S. houses and fixes them up in 2 days or some crap like that could hire a team to do this job... There's a thing called Opportunity Cost that you will frequently see me use throughout my blogs, and that's an economic term. It means "what you lose by choosing one thing, over another..." This in turn directly relates to what we're losing, lots of money on a lost cause, as to what we're gaining, money wasted on something we'll still never use... Therefore, the common denominator here is the fact that either way, we lose (waste) money by putting it into this crappy part of town that already is filled to the brim with crappiness... i.e. (Paul Brown Stadium - Bengals, UC - enough said, Great American Ball Park - Reds, etc...) Therefore, by building a streetcar system through OTR, not only are we wasting funds that we could use just to make that area safer, but we could also, over time, yes, this can't happen over night, but over time build up the area slowly once we get the place a little cleaned up!

I find it quite amusing that our mayor, Superman Mallory can only focus wasting all this money on this stupid system so that Cincinnati "can finally move forward!" I kid you not, this is exactly what he said to these people:

“Partner with the police department to keep our communities safe. Get involved in your community council. Take measures to be more energy efficient. … Mentor a child. Come downtown and hang out. Recycle more. Use mass transit. And whatever you do, brag about the greatness of Cincinnati everywhere you go. “You decide what it is, but be a partner in some effort to positively change Cincinnati.”

Translation: "Snitch on people that we can't throw in jail because it's too crowded, don't bother me with your out of city problems, turn off your lights when not using them so I get mo' money, tutor a child so one less CPS teacher gets in trouble, recycle so crackheads don't get $.05 cents a can to get crack, use buses so I get mo' money, and brag about a city you obviously don't want to be in reflected in the census that everybody's leaving!"

Just give it to us straight Mallory! Hire more police, clean up the crap town, build a jail, lock up criminals, open a subway system from West Chester, Dayton, etc, and maybe you'll attract us out of city limit people down there to bring some money in, but until then, it's too unsafe, costs too much to park, and you don't have a damn professional sports team that could beat a High School team around here... Think about things before you propose them, and get a council that cares for it's people and not about getting money! You're just a black Mike Brown! You just want money and don't want to perform or bring change! Until you figure out and ask the people what they really want, you'll never be successful... I've got a census for you that you may remember pretty well, but are trying to forget:

Cincinnati, Ohio is #18 of 371 cities that is the Most Dangerous! For Christ sake, we're right behind ATLANTA, GEORGIA!!! Not to mention that, but 3, yes 3 of Ohio's top known cities made the top 25 countdown of Most Dangerous Cities! That is the most of any one state on the list! Actually, Cali has 5 cities that made the list, but the size compared to Ohio is almost 4 times, or at least 3... However again, 4 of the cities of Cali are still lower than Cincinnati! Of all countdowns to be on, Cincinnati made this one! Therefore, don't you think instead of bitching about closing down jails and letting prisoners back onto the street, it'd be a smarter idea to build another, better one that houses more since we obviously have a problem here? Do I have to run for mayor? Hmmmmm, this brings up an interesting point... We'll See Ya!

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